You could be my silver springs
Blue-green colors flashing
I would be your only dream
Your shining autumn ocean crashing

And don’t say that she’s pretty
And did you say that she loved you?
Baby, I don’t wanna know

So I’ll begin not to love you
Turn around, see me running
I’ll say I loved you years ago
Tell myself you never loved me…no

And don’t say that she’s pretty
And did you say that she loved you?
Baby, I don’t wanna know
Oh, no

And can you tell me, was it worth it?
Baby, I don’t wanna know

Time cast a spell on you
But you won’t forget me
I know I could have loved you
But you would not let me

Time cast a spell on you
But you won’t forget me
I know I could have loved you
But you would not let me

I’ll follow you down ’til the sound
Of my voice will haunt you
(Give me just a chance)
You’ll never get away from the sound
Of the woman that loved you
(Was I just a fool?)

I’ll follow you down ’til the sound
Of my voice will haunt you
(Give me just a chance)
You’ll never get away from the sound
Of the woman that loved you

Time cast a spell on you
But you won’t forget me

-3 bagels

-3 coffees

-1 bottle of water

now you tell me…  was this bag absolutely necessary?

(you can see the chair next to it to verify its unnecessary size)

• 2 reclining vibrating chairs, im not talking that pad you get from walmart that vibrates. Im talking the $5000 chairs you sit in at brookstone which radiates oragasms throughout your whole body!
• 3 18 packs of Miller High Life bottles kept at right above freezing temperature.
• 1 women of Latin descent to cook me empanadas
• Large stand up shower with 4 shower heads, heated marble floor included
• 1 stripper pole and “Heaven” my favorite stripper from the catwalk constantly on that pole saying things like “go red sox”, “Bonny is handsome”, and “YOOOUUUUK”
• 2 down dog beds, 1 in hippy design for Gypsy and 1 in red sox design for Chico.
• 1 california king bed with a white down comforter, white pillows, and a white fitted sheet. NO OTHER SHEETS!
• 10 Hersheys sundae pies from burger king
• My own personal barista from starbucks with supplies to make at least 20 iced caramel macchiatos
• Personal naked masseuse.. preferably a woman with well manicuerd feet. If I have to be looking down I want nice toes to be looking at..
• 3 bags of extreme flavor goldfish

We have a stray cat problem over here in the hood.  Every day its like another one fucking pops up.  The women at my work feed them every day breakfast and dinner.  At first I thought maybe they are all single (the women, not the cats), all of them are but one.  I dont think this is a coincidence. 

In other breaking news i got my pencil to balance today for almost a minute on the eraser.  This may seem like a simple task however my eraser is used and slightly wobbly… therefor this task was greater than what you are thinking!   This got me to thinking “why am I using a pencil?”  I dontreally like pencils that much, it isnt mechanical.  Its just your regular old number 2 pencil.  I dont even have a pencil sharpener.  Its so dull when i write the lines are about a 1/4 inch thick..  Why am i doing this?  I love pens..  my favorite pen is the uni ball 907.  I dont have any of those.  Rmemeber the pens that you could click down the different colors?  They always seemes to break though, or on a bad day two colors would get jammed together in which case you would need to use a regular bic and it made that day in 4th grade go by extra slow. 

Is it possible to fall asleep with one eye open?  Imgonna try and figure this out and do it.  I am SO tired right now at work and want to sleep with one eye open so i can see whats going on..lol  Ah fuck it..  im gonna go walk to dunkin donuts and get a coffee..  maybe even a munchkin!

CRYSTAL:  ok ur status doesn’t rhyme
the whole point of it is to rhyme
BON:  says who?
it done have to rhyme
 CRYSTAL:  says ur teacher in 1st grade
 BON:  there isn’t a law that says roses are red poems have to rhyme
nooooo
i was out that day
CRYSTAL:  ummm hello with blue everything has to rhyme
ugh
BON:  nooo\
not a haiku..lol
CRYSTAL:  it is
BON:  fine..watch this
now check it loser
CRYSTAL:  much better
BON:  it doesnt have to rhyme
CRYSTAL:  but
it doesn’t make sense now
wow
BON:  same way art doesnt need to be symetrical..lol
CRYSTAL:  someones a sped
BON:  what do you mean it doesnt make sense?lol
CRYSTAL:  violets ARE BLUE!!?!?!?!
HELLO
BON:  not in this instance
they are red
CRYSTAL:  well according to u
but the entire world would be confused
BON:  no
more enlightened they would be
CRYSTAL:  then maybe change the name of the flower to scarlets
instead of violets
BON:  look now..lol
CRYSTAL:  lol
well im just stating the obvious
BON:  you have no imagination
you are left brained
NERD
CRYSTAL:  its b/c im a CHEMIST
lol
BON:  you probably never color outside the lines either..
lol
 CRYSTAL:  i did until my grandfatehr told me not to
lol
and i didn’t
BON:  lol..chemist, maybe mixing drinks
CRYSTAL:  and i understood why
lmaooo
thats how it all begins in the bars
BON:  just because a line is there doesnt meanyou have to do what it wants
CRYSTAL:  well if i put a wall in front of u and u have no hammer
are u going to bang it down with ur head?
BON:  id walk around it
 CRYSTAL:  no
BON:  yes
 CRYSTAL:  b/c my wall will be big enough that u can’t walk around it
BON:  then i would drive around it
CRYSTAL:  like the great wall of china actually
BON:  or i would plant red violets in front of it and sit and have a beer..lol
CRYSTAL:  the terrain would crush ur little jeep
ugh
ugh
ugh
hate u
BON:  well if you physically put the great wall of china in front of me then i will agree that you are right but until that day you are wrong
i would draw little smiley faces on the wall and play suicide against it..lol
or i would play racquetball
or hang up a basketball hoop
CRYSTAL:  and i wil call the cops
and they will arrest ur wreckless ass
BON:  and comparing a line to a wall is like comparing pinto grigio to tequilla the two just dont go together
 CRYSTAL:  noooo
BON:  no they will probably play in a pick up game with me then give me a ride to the other side of the wall..lol
CRYSTAL:  walls; lines = boundaries
so they are very comparable
BON:  only to narrow minds
CRYSTAL:  oh no
BON:  you need to see past the walls or you will never get anywhere
CRYSTAL:  im somewhere
BON:  imagine christopher columbus just said well i can see the line of the ocean and it looks like it ends so i better stay put
CRYSTAL:  im living large
BON:  lol
CRYSTAL:  well in his case
he thought the world was flat
so in a way he was slightly
retarded
or suicidal
actually
BON:  if something is flat it has to end..  there is nothing infinitly flat that doesnt end
CRYSTAL:  b/c he went on a voyage hoping to fall off
BON:  no he thought outside the box
thats your problem your stuck in the damn box..lol
CRYSTAL:  no he was tired of life
i don’t know what box ur referring to
but im not stuck in any box
BON:  and because of your theory on walls / lines you will never get out of that box…lol
CRYSTAL:  im just being realistic
CRYSTAL:  oh no
BON:  LIVE outside the box..  find the lines and crush them..lol
CRYSTAL:  no one could ever clone me
find the lines
and remain with in them
BON:  well to begin with why would they want to with that negative attitude..lol
CRYSTAL:  and live a stable life!
BON:  go outside of the lines and have fun
CRYSTAL:  stay in the lines and have fun
outside could be dangerous
its sloppy
its out of control
wreckless like ur argument
BON:  maybe you can have fun on both sides of the lines..lol…  i just think outside the lines fun is better..lol
wreckless like your face
lol
CRYSTAL:  lmOO HOW U GONNA STEAL THAT FROM ME
I SAY THAT
BON:  apparently not if i just said it..lol
CRYSTAL:  listen bitch ill kill u
BON:  lmao
CRYSTAL:  ok i have to go back to studying
BON:  ok..we can continue this later..lol
CRYSTAL:  buh bye
 already won
so no need
BON:  lol..ok have a good night in your box
CRYSTAL:  i will
toodles
BON:  one

Ladies…  its just not right..  not one damn guy/lesbo notices your damn feet in a dark club/bar.  Half of you have statures like hobbits and I realize  you want to add a few inches to your frame but for the love of all that is good PLEASE stop.  Wear appropriate foot attire when your drnk ass is gona be dancing all night.  Because even if your Jimmy Choos look fucking hot..  by the time you walk out the damn club aint nobody gonna wanna touch you with that saquatch stroll you are doing down the damn sreet / hall.

Thank you & goodnight!